On American Idol's first live show of the season, Ryan Seacrest seemed to question Simon's manhood when he accused him of not having "that organ that we all have." Well, America voted and the organ Seacrest has that Simon doesn't is... a vagina!
On the View Elisabeth Hasselbeck called out the Wii Fit for the hurtful way it classifies the weight of its players. She didn't think it was right that the game called a 3rd grader she knows "obese" but didn't seem to mind when it called co-host Sherri Shepherd "Starr Jones."
In an appearance on HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel Tanya Harding said a campaign-trail remark made by Barack Obama about knee-capping his opponents "helped her find work and paid appearances - "because people forgot who Tonya Harding is.'' Boy, the Bush years were good weren't they?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Day Off
Chris Brown has issued a statement a week after his arrest for an alleged assault on girlfriend Rihanna. In what was a very refreshing apology the former Wrigley's pitchman said he was "doubley" sorry, "doubley" saddened.
Congratulations to Salma Hayek who married French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, in Paris over the weekend. It's surprising news considering just a week ago she let this kid get to second base.
It's a big week for Hayek who is the favorite at this Sunday's Oscars to take home numerous awards for her work in "Milk."
Paris Hilton was photographed on Valentine's day wearing a pair of novelty pink, heart-shaped, shutter glasses.
One can only imagine how the shades affected her sight but my guess is her vision remained "20-Stupid".
Congratulations to Salma Hayek who married French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, in Paris over the weekend. It's surprising news considering just a week ago she let this kid get to second base.
It's a big week for Hayek who is the favorite at this Sunday's Oscars to take home numerous awards for her work in "Milk."
Paris Hilton was photographed on Valentine's day wearing a pair of novelty pink, heart-shaped, shutter glasses.
One can only imagine how the shades affected her sight but my guess is her vision remained "20-Stupid".
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Octomom
Disappointing news today for guys, Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old "Octomom" says she vows to abstain until after her children are grown and left home. That sure is a long time to wait... but not so much for her, mostly for any guy who's seen this.
Now that she has 14 mouths to feed, money is certainly going to be tight in the Suleman house so the Octomom has established a website with a PayPal link for donations from the public. In exchange, Suleman has promised to spend any money she receives responsibly and said the next time she gets pregnant she's going to charge rent.
Now that she has 14 mouths to feed, money is certainly going to be tight in the Suleman house so the Octomom has established a website with a PayPal link for donations from the public. In exchange, Suleman has promised to spend any money she receives responsibly and said the next time she gets pregnant she's going to charge rent.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
2/11/09
The Illinois Toll Highway Authority has begun the process of covering up signs featuring impeached Governor Rod Blagojevich's name on various highways across the state. It's the biggest cover up in Illinois since Rod Blagojevich's forehead.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
2/10/09
Forbes named Will Smith Hollywood's most bankable star this year in a survey of movie industry executives. Unfortunately due to the current financial crisis, the only star Hollywood can afford to bank on next year will be DJ Jazzy Jeff.
Monday, February 9, 2009
2/9/09
Singer Chris Brown's arrest on a domestic violence charge prompted Wrigley to suspend its Doublemint gum campaign in which Brown is the spokesman. Word is Wrigley will return to using the Doublemint Twins in their ads until a new campaign can be produced... or until Chris Brown punches them in the face.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Grammys
Robert Plant and Allison Krauss were the big winners at this year's Grammy's taking home 5 awards for their collaboration. Backstage Plant was greeted with admiration from his peers... and then Michael Phelps tried to smoke him.
The night was full of star-studded collaborations including Stevie Wonder backing up the Jonas Brothers. It's the first time in Stevie's career that he wished he were deaf instead of blind.
Man, if only Stevie could see himself on stage rocking out with the new generation of teen heartthrobs... he'd probably want to go back to not being able to see.
The most talked about moment of the night came when a nine-months pregnant MIA performed with an all star rap foursome that included: Kanye West, T.I., Jay Z and Lil' Wayne. It's the first time a pregnant woman and 4 black men shared the same stage without Maury Povich present.
Paul McCartney performed the Beatles classic, "When I Saw Her Standing There" with Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl on drums. Originally, Def Leppard's one-armed drummer Rick Allen was supposed to sit in behind the kit but ever since McCartney's divorce from Heather Mills, Paul has a strict no amputees policy.
The night was full of star-studded collaborations including Stevie Wonder backing up the Jonas Brothers. It's the first time in Stevie's career that he wished he were deaf instead of blind.
Man, if only Stevie could see himself on stage rocking out with the new generation of teen heartthrobs... he'd probably want to go back to not being able to see.
The most talked about moment of the night came when a nine-months pregnant MIA performed with an all star rap foursome that included: Kanye West, T.I., Jay Z and Lil' Wayne. It's the first time a pregnant woman and 4 black men shared the same stage without Maury Povich present.
Paul McCartney performed the Beatles classic, "When I Saw Her Standing There" with Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl on drums. Originally, Def Leppard's one-armed drummer Rick Allen was supposed to sit in behind the kit but ever since McCartney's divorce from Heather Mills, Paul has a strict no amputees policy.
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