Sunday, February 8, 2009

End of the Week

The Guinness world record for nonstop broadcast-television viewing was broken this weekend by a Sri Lankan man who watched 72 straight hours of TV. During the record breaking three days, Suresh Joachim watched 3 seasons of the Fox hit 24 and no seasons of According to Jim.

In a related story, the Guinness world record for nonstop cable-television viewing was not broken by anyone who watches Bromance.

A recording of Christian Bale's expletive-laden outburst at a cinematographer on the set of his latest film leaked onto the Internet this week. It's the biggest celebrity blow up since Jessica Simpson.

The rant has become so popular that Bale-inspired mash ups and remixes are popping up all over the Internet. Even Congress was so inspired by Bale's words that they've finally agreed on a stimulus package for the economy. Instead of billions of taxpayer dollars going to the failing banks, now all they'll receive from Congress is one, long, much-deserved, "Christian Bale Out."

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