Did you guys hear about this, Christmas tree vendors in Hawaii have completely sold out of Christmas trees. Yeah and apparently they're also out of leis (lays) thanks to Tiger Woods.
A pro-marijuana group in California says it has enough signatures to put legalizing marijuana on the ballot in 2010. Though it probably doesn't help that the ballot is full of signatures from some guy named "Smokey McBonghit."
The Bureau of Labor Statistics released a report of industries that will lose the most jobs in the next decade. Among the industries on the list is the Postal Service... which means next time I need a stamp I won't be going to the Post Office.
Did you see this? LeBron James took a fan’s French fry during a game against the Oklahoma City Thunder. It's not the first time this has happened during an NBA game... The other night one of the Nets tried the same thing... but the fan went right around him and dunked the fry in his face.
Among the candidates for Time Magazine's Person of the Year is “The Chinese Worker” because of their influence in one of the world's largest economies. Meanwhile Chinese Workers were like, "Thanks for narrowing it down! You know there's millions of us, right?! -- Who else is on the list, "Tiger Woods' mistresses?!"
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