A company in Ireland has started selling an eco-friendly vibrator that's powered by turning a handle clockwise – which generates energy. Women were like "Yes! Finally a hand job we can enjoy!"
Big news. Domino’s is changing its pizza recipe to have a more garlicky crust, with a different tomato sauce and higher quality cheese. But don't worry, just like the original pies - every slice will still taste amazing when you're high.
... But don't worry, just like the original pies - every slice will still be completely offensive to Italian people.
A company in Dubai says it still plans to build a golf course designed by and named after Tiger Woods. At first, club members can only play with one partner... then later on they can have as many as they want.
This is crazy. Police in Italy arrested a man who was trying to sneak into Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi’s hospital room, while he recovers from an attack at a rally earlier this week. When the Secret Service heard about the arrest they were like, "Whooooa how'd you guys do that???"
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