Monday, December 28, 2009

12/21/09

The winter storm dumped 16 inches in Washington, D.C. this weekend. It was so bad Hillary Clinton had to break out her snow-pants suit.

Kevin Jonas is now married. About 400 guests attended the ceremony on Saturday during a blizzard. The ceremony lasted about an hour... and the wedding night lasted about 30 seconds.

In his interview with Playboy Magazine, Diddy says, “I hope” President Obama “reads this interview and adopts me.” Unfortunately for Diddy, the White House's Playboy subscription ran out when Bill Clinton left office.

A new study from the CDC found that New York is the least happiest state in the U.S. To be fair, the study only surveyed Mets fans.

A 100-year-old grandmother in Brazil will become the world’s oldest skydiver on Christmas day. Apparently she decided to try skydiving since she's already a pro at crapping in her pants.

Congress will vote on a final health care bill at 7 p.m. on Christmas Eve. Strategists are calling Christmas Eve the perfect time to pass the bill - since that's when Joe Lieberman will be out eating Chinese food with his family.

British soldiers are set to receive new camouflage for the first time in 40 years. Yeah apparently red coats and 3 feet tall furry hats weren't cutting it in Iraq.

Some sad news - Sol Price, the founder of the Price Club, died at the age of 93. As per his wishes... he was burried in bulk alongside 30 other dead guys.

As per his wishes he was creamated and free samples of his ashes were handed out at the funeral.

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