Monday, December 21, 2009

12/18/09

Senate leaders are trying to finalize the health care bill for a final vote on Christmas Eve. It's a brilliant strategic move since every year that's the night Joe Lieberman takes his family out for Chinese food.

It's freezing outside - temperatures dropped into the teens today! The worst part is... I forgot my hat today, so this afternoon when I went out for lunch I had to borrow Questlove's afro!

You guys hear this? New York City's outer boroughs are getting a new area code because all the others will be used up by 2012. Yeah there's 718, 347, and now they're adding 71-Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Big news. Kevin Jonas, from the Jonas Brothers, is getting married this weekend! So you know what that means, right??? The whole time during the ceremony he's gonna be thinking, "C'mon, can we speed this up already? Let's go!!!"

Big news. Kevin Jonas, from the Jonas Brothers, is getting married this weekend... The wedding ceremony is expected to last about an hour... and his wedding night is expected to last about 30 seconds!

Happy, happy 46th birthday to Brad Pitt! Interesting fact about Pitt, apparently growing up he used to get depressed on his birthday because it was so close to Christmas... but now he gets to have sex with Angelina Jolie so it's all good.

I read this today, one of Tiger Woods' mistresses Jamie Jungers claims she has naked pictures of them together. Yeah apparently you can see his wood and her "Jungers."

James Cameron said he expects California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will return to acting once his term expires. When told of Cameron's comment, Arnold said, "it's just a RUMOR!"

Big snow storm coming this weekend guys... It's supposed to hit New York harder than that guy who punched Snooki on "Jersey Shore"!

Big snow storm expected to hit Washington DC this weekend. Everyone's bracing for the worst: Offices are closing early, the roads are being salted, and Hillary Clinton's breaking out her snow-pants suit.

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