This is just disgusting - police in the UK are on the lookout for a man who has been going around supermarkets, sniffing people's butts while they shop. To be fair though, that's just how the guy finds the freshest dingleberries. Did anyone see this?
Darth Vader and R2D2 rang the opening bell today at the New York Stock Exchange. Yeah because nothing inspires Wall Street more than seeing the Lord of the Dark Side and a Garbage Can first thing in the morning.
President Obama may delay his end-of-the-year vacation to Hawaii so that he can deal with healthcare. But don't worry, if he gets lonely while everyone's away, he can always hang out with all the strangers the Secret Service lets inside the White House.
Obama said Sasha and Malia aren't asking for much this Christmas, but they do like iPods, video games, and books. But number one on their list are a couple pairs of noise cancelling headphones for when they have to hang out with Joe Biden.
This is just unreal - last night, the Chicago Bulls blew a 35-point third-quarter lead and wound up losing by four to the Sacramento Kings. When the Nets heard how Chicago played they were like, "Whooooaaaa you guys scored 35 points!"
According to a new Rasmussen poll, 56% now disapprove of the job President Obama is doing. Former President Bush was like, "Wow, that's more than half, congratulations!"
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