At one point during last night’s Golden Globes, Mike Tyson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Mickey Rourke each presented awards back-to-back-to-back. Yeah, it was NBC’s way of promoting their new show, “The Pronunciation Ref.”
Apple announced today a special event for Wednesday, January 27, in San Francisco to reveal to the public its "latest creation." The event is called for noon but knowing Apple, they’ll probably drop the call.
The event is going to be Huge! Apple users are planning to attend en mass, there’s an app available with daily updates about the event, and the department of homeland security has already issued a “Nerd Alert.”
Sad news, Glenn Bell Jr, the founder of Taco Bell, died over the weekend at age 86.
Per his wishes Bell will be sour-cremated.
The cause of death according to doctors: The Taco Bell “Drive-Thru” diet.
He’ll be buried in a strip mall alongside a Pizza Hut Express.
The family is planning a traditional burial: In the ground topped with a layer of dirt, a layer of grass, a layer of cheese...
The cause of death according to doctors: One too many fourth meals.
Huge weekend for Avatar. The movie surpassed $500 million at the US box office, snagged two Golden Globes, and James Cameron’s Hair qualified for “Locks of Love”
Producers of Fox’s “Glee” say they are creating a role on the series for Jennifer Lopez in which she’d play a cafeteria lady. Because if there’s one thing kids love, it’s J.Lo (Jell-o) for lunch.
She’ll be just like every other cafeteria lady except her Sloppy Joe will be served on extra large buns.
She’ll be just like every other cafeteria lady except in her line “your lunch don’t cost a thing… thing… thing.”
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