Tuesday, January 19, 2010

1/19/10

Weight Watchers is suing rival Jenny Craig for running misleading ads. The case has inspired an upcoming episode of “Law and Order XXL.”

Kraft Foods has purchased Cadbury for $19.5 billion – making it the largest chocolate company in the world. As part of the deal the Cadbury Bunny will receive his own show at 11:30 on NBC.

Kraft Foods has purchased Cadbury for $19.5 billion – making it the largest chocolate company in the world. However, technically the largest producer of chocolate is still that chick from Two Girls One Cup.

Burger King is opening its first restaurant in Russia. The menu will stay the same but instead of having it your way, customers will have to have it the government’s way.

Burger King is opening its first restaurant in Russia. The menu will stay the same except now if you order BK Burger shots… it’s mostly vodka.

Did you see George Lopez let Jennifer Lopez perform the opening monologue on his late night show last night? Yeah, she was the biggest ass in late night since Magic Johnson.

A photo of Mo’Nique on the Golden Globes’ red carpet revealed the actress to have hairy legs. Women’s groups are praising her for her independence - meanwhile PETA demanded she apologize for wearing fur.

A photo of Mo’Nique on the Golden Globes’ red carpet revealed the actress to have hairy legs - Which explains why her movie “Precious” hasn’t done very well in Brazil.

You hear this, if Simon Cowell leaves American Idol next season, apparently LaToya Jackson wants to replace him. She’s a natural fit: She has the name recognition, the music industry experience, and her face is just as tight as Simon’s t-shirts.

Microsoft is in talks with Disney to enable live streaming content from ESPN on your Xbox360. In a related story, men are no longer in talks with women.

… So now the Xbox will be available with the ability for guys to play Call of Duty and watch Sportscenter… Men haven’t been this excited since women became available with boobs and a vagina.

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