Tuesday, January 26, 2010

1/26/10

It was reported this week that a 3-D installment of the movie, Gremlins is in development. The story is based on a real-life 3-D gremlin named, Snooki.

A sextape featuring former Senator John Edwards and his mistress Rielle Hunter is rumored to exist and those who’ve seen it claim Edwards is “physically striking, in a certain area.” Yeah I’ve seen it and it’s “Rielle” big.

A year ago this week a mother of six named Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets. Today also marks the anniversary of the death of her vagina.

This week marked the one-year anniversary of the birth of the Octomom’s Octuplets… and the death of her vagina.

A nest of red-tailed hawks have made their home on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. They join another breed of hawks already nesting in the neighborhood: Faux Hawks.

Police arrested a man in Missouri after he tried to swallow a two-karat diamond ring he was suspected of stealing, but then coughed it back up. Upon witnessing the man regurgitate the ring police were able to confirm that “he went to Jared.”

According to an appraiser, the 130 million dollar Picasso painting damaged when a woman fell into it this week lost half its value and is now only worth 65 million dollars. Authorities are now investigating whether the woman may’ve also fallen into your 401K.

There is a growing dog-surfing craze along California’s beaches, in which owners take their pets out on the waves with them. Great, now when you’re in the Ocean and you step on something squishy, it’s probably not a jelly fish.

Air New Zealand announced this week that it will introduce new coach seats that recline into an almost flat bed on which two adults can sleep. Which is great news for anyone who’s ever wanted to spoon with the Sikh with his shoes off in 13C.

Huge week for Avatar: On Monday the movie officially topped “Titanic’s” 13 year-old world-wide box office record, becoming the highest grossing movie of all time… and James Cameron’s hair qualified for “Locks of Love.”

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