Oprah plans to interview Jay Leno on her show next week. In true Oprah fashion, every member of the audience that day will receive free tickets to the Tonight Show… Then in true NBC fashion, they’ll take the tickets back and give them to Leno.
An astronaut aboard the International Space Station posted the first ever Tweet from space today writing, “Hello Twitterverse!” Though NASA initially believed the tweet to be spam due to the astronaut’s screen name, “TangLover69”
Speaking publicly today about Republican Scott Brown’s improbable Senate victory in Massachusetts earlier this week, President Obama vowed, “There will be more fights in the days ahead.” He’s right, apparently now Leno wants Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat so…
Israel agreed on a multi-million dollar payout with Hamas for the damage it caused to UN properties in the Gaza Strip last winter. Despite the payout, Israel did manage to retain ownership of Hamas’ beloved character, “Omar the Insult Comic Camel.”
A minor league prospect for the Oakland A’s has decided to retire from baseball in order to pursue the priesthood. Apparently he wasn’t getting enough balls in his face playing centerfield.
The plane Capt. Sully Sullenberger landed safely on the Hudson is now up for sale. You can enter the auction by logging onto Craigslist’s “Frightening Encounters” page.
A new study suggests that Humans could perhaps run as fast 40 mph. Yeah, but only if Snooki from the Jersey Shore is trying to make out with you.
Can you imagine that, running at a top speed of 40 mph? -- “Absolutely not,” said every owner of a Prius.
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