1/25/10

This week Michael Jackson "This Is It" is available on Blu-Ray ... but it’s only a matter of time until it becomes available on White-Ray

Preparations are already underway for the New Orleans Saints to play in their first-ever Superbowl: Definitely not performing at Halftime: Katrina and the Waves.

A school district in Southern California has removed dictionaries from classrooms because a parent complained when a child looked up the term “oral sex.” Just to be safe the school district also removed all arts and craft supplies to avoid any of female students learning how to “scissor.”


It was reported this week that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting up. Apparently Jolie wants to adopt more children while Pitt wants to spend more time with his beard.

Passengers on a flight from Washington, DC to Las Vegas on Saturday tackled an ‘unruly’ man, who knocked on the cockpit door during the flight. He was arrested for violating the FAA regulation: “If this plane’s a-rockin’, don’t come-a knockin’.”

Gary Coleman was arrested on Sunday on a warrant for failing to appear in court on a previous domestic violence charge. When Coleman learned of the charges his only question was, “What’choo talkin’ ‘bout Officer?”

More than 100 Russian Orthodox believers have been hospitalized after drinking holy water during Epiphany celebrations. Their epiphany? Holy water is not vodka.

Apple may allow all US carriers to sell the iPhone before the end of the year - which is great news for the millions of cellular customers out there whose current phones can’t make fart noises.

A visitor to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York lost her balance and fell into a Picasso painting, accidentally tearing the canvas. Officials are calling it the worst night at the museum since the time Ben Stiller got locked inside over night.

This isn’t the first disturbance the woman’s caused at a museum… She once had to be escorted out of the Louvre for shouting at the Mona Lisa, “Stop staring at me, Bitch!”