Wednesday, January 20, 2010

1/20/10

Mayor Bloomberg is requiring the heads of city agencies to rotate jobs for three weeks to shake up the status quo. A Police Chief will oversee the FDNY, a parks department head will oversee schools, and Whoopi Goldberg will coach the Knicks.

Buzz Aldrin turned 80 years old today. He’s still in tip top health although nowadays most everybody calls him “Whizz” Aldrin.

A 3D image of Michael Jackson will perform his 'Earth Song' at this year’s Grammy Awards. Unfortunately his nose will only be 1D.

During new Republican Massachusetts Senator, Scott Brown’s victory speech last night he introduced his two daughters and announced that they’re both “available.” For those interested, you can find their dating profiles on “GopHarmony.com”

During new Massachusetts Senator, Scott Brown’s victory speech last night he introduced his two daughters and announced that they’re both “available.” Then it just got weird when Mark Foley stood up and shouted, “Do you have any sons?”

Critics are calling Brown’s publicizing of his daughters’ dating status irresponsible and dangerous – mostly because Levi Johnston is single.

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