President Obama reportedly had 71 cars in his motorcade as he traveled from the Beijing airport to the city. One was his limo, the other 70 were Clunkers.
Sarah Palin’s memoir “Going Rogue” came out today! You can find it on bookshelves next to Levi Johnston's new memoir, "Going Commando."
Thousands of fans camped out to see the stars of “Twilight” walk the red carpet for the premiere of the sequel, “New Moon,” last night. It got so crazy the department of homeland security had to issue a "Nerd Alert."
Doctors in Britain created a new drug described as the “female Viagra” that can boost sexual desire in women. It's called, "Vag-agra" Just like Viagra, it's a little blue pill... but it tastes like chocolate and you take it with a glass of Zinfnadel.
Just like Viagra, it's a little blue pill... but you have to crush it and slip in her drink when she's not looking.
Chaz Bono was on ABC's "Good Morning America" this morning and said: "Gender is between your ears, not between your legs". The segment was brought to you by "Ew Tips"
Online ticket seller Movietickets and Fandango announced today that "New Moon" has the record for most advance ticket sales in Hollywood history. And it's such a hot ticket if you call Moviefone, you'll hear this message, "Thank you for calling Moviefone! For New Moon tickets Press 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!, 5!..."
Today is the 146th anniversary of the The Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln. It's one of the most famous speeches in history... right up there with King's, "I Have a Dream" speech and Sarah Palin's "I Quit" speech.
It's one of the most famous speeches in history... right up there with, Sarah Palin's "I Can See Russia from My Address."
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