Monday, November 2, 2009

11/2/09

Kosovo unveiled a statue of Bill Clinton yesterday to thank him for his humanitarian service to Serbia while he was president. Just like Clinton, the statue is always erect.

Daylight Savings started yesterday – we all got an extra hour of sleep... And then we all lost it by staying up to watch the World Series.

Did you guys hear this? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has a portrait of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed. From the waist up it's ARod, and from the waist down it's a horse's ass.

“Michael Jackson’s "This Is It” won the weekend box office – with $21.3 million. Despite the title, there's already talk of a sequel... Mostly by plastic surgeons who used to hear, "This Is It" from Jackson all the time.

Sony is extending the original two-week run of “Michael Jackson’s "This Is It” after it made $101 million worldwide in its first five days. So apparently this ISN'T it.

Over the weekend, Abdullah Abdullah quit next week’s runoff election against President Hamid Karzai in Afghanistan. Many are questioning the move since polls showed he was leading Karzai by an Abdullah.

An Italian restaurant in New Hampshire set a new world record by making a 222.5-pound meatball. Or as KFed calls it, "an hors d' oeuvre ."

Happy, happy birthday to Nelly who turned 35 years old yesterday. He actually ruined his own surprise party... he showed up so early, no one was ready when he got "Th'errr."

Last night Jon Gosselin and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach held a public dialogue at a New York Jewish Center where John publicly apologized to Kate. It’s being billed as the “Schmear Summit”

This is interesting - Ford - the only major American auto manufacturer who didn't accept Federal bailout money - turned a one billion dollar profit over the last three months. Ford executives celebrated by taking a couple "Escorts" for a ride.

Harvard University will offer a sociology class based on the HBO show: “The Wire.” The syllabus requires students to purchase all five seasons of the show and a bag of crack from Omar.

It's a much better idea than last semester when they offered an acting class based on, "Entourage."

The class is extremely popular with male students but not so much with female students. They prefer the anotmy class based on, "Hung."

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