11/9/09

In a victory for President Obama, the House passed a health care bill on Saturday night in a 220-215 vote. When the news reached the White House, there were hugs and high-fives all around... and President Obama shared one of those awkward hand shake - fist pounds with Joe Biden.

The health care bill passed on Saturday will provide insurance for 96% of Americans. That leaves just 4% without coverage - which ironically is the same amount of Americans who've received the Swine Flu vaccine so far.

This weekend in Vegas, the World Series of Poker was narrowed down to its final two competitors after four months of play and over 6000 players. Meanwhile in other gambling news: This weekend thousands of Taco Bell customers tried the Black Jack Taco.

Did you guys hear this? Over the weekend Steven Tyler reportedly quit, "Aerosmith." He said he wants to work on some solo material... but others think he's going, "crazy, crazy, baby he's goin' crazy!" (singing)

After 40 years, Steven Tyler is leaving Areosmith. He said he wants to spend more quality time with his elevator.

The other members of the band were like, "he'll be back" and then Tyler was like, "Dream on! Dream on! - DREAM ON! DREAM ON!"

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, said in an interview with the New York Post that “God is taking her entire career away from her." To clarify he was talking about Lindsay's drug dealer, Jesus. (pronounced: "Hay-zus")

A 68-year-old woman in South Korea finally passed her driving test on her 950th try last week. See that kids, if at first you don't succeed, try, try, try... to remember to turn off your blinker.

The NY Giants have now lost four straight games - after winning their first five games of the season. It's gotten so bad Eli Manning just signed an endorsement deal with the Mets.

A guy in Oregon was arrested after he called 911 to report that his marijuana was stolen. Here's how the 911 call went: "911, what's your emergency?" - "Please help me, someone stole all my weed!" - "Ok, sir calm down, where's the last place you saw the marijuana?" - "In my bong... oh my god you guys are good!" -- "Please hold for the police."

Doctors in Britain are now using Botox injections to tighten sagging breasts. It’s great news for ladies who want their breasts to look like Gary Busey.