Today was the Yankees championship ticker tape parade right here in New York City. In order to attend the festivities, thousands of New Yorkers took the day off... which is really more of a way to honor the Mets.
After the Yankees won the World Series Wednesday night, manager Joe Girardi helped a woman on his way home who had just gotten in a car crash. Girardi removed the woman from the car... and replaced her with Mariano Rivera.
... When Girardi removed the woman from her car, she kicked the dirt, handed him her keys, and sulked all the way back to the ambulance.
The Food Network will tape an episode of “Iron Chef America” at the White House, featuring Emeril Lagasse. Secret Service has already been warned not to tackle him every time he yells, "Bam!"
A man in Washington claims that United Airlines would not let him sit in first-class because he was wearing a tracksuit on the plane. But once officials realized it was Tony Soprano they let him sit in the cockpit with the pilot.
A woman in Minnesota will broadcast the birth of her first child on the Internet. You can watch the birth at "ICanSeeTheFacebook.com"
In an awkward moment, during the ceremony- Yankee fans started chanting "28! 28!" - and then hundreds of chinese food delivery guys showed up like, "Number 28 - Moo Shoo Chicken! - who ordered 28?"
Many are wondering who cleans up the all the left over ticker tape on the ground after the parade... Well, I did some research and found the answer: The Mets.
A new report found that there are 237 millionaires in Congress. Which automatically makes Congress the favorites to challenge the Yankees next year.
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