“New Moon” has officially been in theaters for 24 hours now! Just a huge first day for the film: Not only did it beat Batman and Harry Potter’s midnight release box office records with $24 million -- but "Team Edward" beat the Knicks 116-82.
Oprah said goodbye on her show today, announcing that she’s walking away after 25 years on the air. It was an emotional moment… she broke down in tears, then the audience broke down in tears… then she told everyone, “you get a tissue, and you get a tissue, everybody get’s a tissue!”
Her last episode will air on September 9, 2011... Or as the Mayan Calender called it, "The Oprah-calypse".
But she did give her audience something to look forward to. She said, “In season 25, we will knock your socks off.” You know what that means, guys… in season 25 Oprah’s giving away new socks!
In Swine Flu news: The "Organization of Seasonal Santas" - a labor union for mall Santa Clauses - is recommending the Santas not wear the traditional white cotton gloves anymore because cotton tends to absorb germs. You know what else absorbs germs? Long, unkempt bears!
The Union wants the elves to help screen kids "out of the line" who seem sick. Meanwhile mall officials would like the kids to screen out any elves who seem drunk.
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