Thursday, November 5, 2009

11/4/09

Sesame Street turns 40 this month! Apparently Oscar the Grouch is so depressed about getting old he's already traded in his garbage can for a Ferrari.

The Chinese government has approved construction of a $3.5 billion Shanghai Disneyland – to be completed in about 6 years. The main attraction: "General Tso's Wild Ride."

Happy, happy 40th birthday to Matthew McConaughey! When asked how it feels to turn the big 4-0, he said, "NOT Alright, alright, alright."

The New York Post printed up posters of the Phillies' pitcher Pedro Martinez as a "baby in diapers" with the phrase, "Who's your Daddy?!" Ugh, all this "who's your daddy" stuff has been going on between Pedro and Yankees since 2004 - can't they just go on Maury Povich and settle it already?

The New York Post printed up posters of the Phillies' pitcher Pedro Martinez as a "baby in diapers" with the phrase, "Who's your Daddy?!" - And to add more fuel to the fire Page Six is reporting that Pedro's daddy might actually be Jon Gosselin.

... John Edwards.

... Mel Gibson.

The Irish accent has been voted the sexiest in the world. The least sexy: Your boyfriend's Austin Powers impression.

The least sexy: Your boyfriend's Borat impression.

A doctor in New York created a new iPhone app that lets people see what they would look like if they got plastic surgery. It's great, after you use the app 100 times, you look exactly like Joan Rivers.

The Chinese government has approved construction of a $3.5 billion Shanghai Disneyland – to be completed in about 6 years. The main attraction: "General Tso's Wild Ride."

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