Sunday, March 15, 2009

3/12-3/15

A riot broke out at a Manhattan casting call for America's Next Top Model when 10,000 model hopefuls overwhelmed security and were thrown into a frenzy. Authorities say the trouble started when a street vendor was overheard telling one of the models he was sold out of Coke.

Luckily no one was seriously injured but video of the riot shows the force of the mob collapsing security barricades, sending numerous models to the ground where they could have been crushed... which would've been the first time a bunch of models crushed anything they couldn't snort.

... which would've been the first time the a bunch of models crushed anything besides each others' self esteem.

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which would've been the first time a bunch of models crushed anything besides the hopes and dreams of that bitch over there!

At a party for Barbie's 50th anniversary, Khloe Kardashian responded to a West Virginia State Senator's proposal to ban the sale of the dolls in his state by saying, "He can suck an egg. Seriously." When asked to clarify her remark, Khloe's sister Kim Kardashian demonstrated exactly what her sister meant. Seriously.

A woman in the Bronx was shot in the abdomen yesterday but not by a gun, by a bow and arrow. It's unknown who fired the arrow but authorities plan to question "The Others."

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