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Bernie Madoff showed his first sign of remorse for his crimes today by agreeing to plead guilty to 11 counts of fraud which could land him 150 years in prison. The second sign: He's vowed to spend his time in prison paying back investors the $50 billion he lost... which in cigarettes should take him about 1200 years.

U.S. intelligence officials told Congress today that Iran doesn't have any of the materials needed to make a nuclear warhead. Well if that's not a reason to go to war, I don't know what is.