“Survivor” winner Richard Hatch is serving as his own lawyer on charges of tax evasion. The judge in the case agreed to let Hatch represent himself under one condition: He's not allowed to approach the bench unless he's wearing pants.
A 105-year-old great-great-great-grandmother will throw out the first pitch for a Florida Marlins spring training game next week. Just in case, the Marlins tested the woman's urine for performance enhancing drugs and luckily her diaper came back clean.
Alaska's Mount Redoubt erupted several times Thursday, creating a 12-mile-high cloud of ash over parts of the state including Anchorage. Governor Sarah Palin said the cloud is so thick that she's no longer able to see Russia from her front porch.
On Wednesday, the Postmaster General told Congress the post office will run out of money this year unless it gets help. Congress argued claiming they already sent the Post Office millions of dollars weeks ago but no one was home to sign for it.
... Congress argued claiming they already sent the Post Office millions of dollars weeks ago and the delivery was signed for by a B. Madoff.
The Postmaster General asked for Congress’s permission to cut mail deliveries to five days a week. Rather than shortening Postal employees' work weeks, Congress decided instead to just shorten their shorts.
On Thursday, The Rio 2016 Bid Committee outlined plans for the first Olympic games ever in South America. If Rio Di Jeneiro does end up hosting the Olympics look for a few new events to be added to the games like, "Tug of Whore" and "Ho Boarding".
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