On the "The View" this week Meghan McCain responded to a remark about her weight made by commentator Laura Ingraham by saying, "kiss my fat ass." Damn, sounds like there's a new Straight Talk Express in town and she's a double-wide!
Former NFL running back Travis Henry says he's broke from paying child support for nine children from nine different women. Wow, nine kids from nine different women... I smell a playdate with the Octomom kids!
The Senate is moving forward on a bill to set aside more than 2 million acres in nine states as protected wilderness. Included in the 2 million acres are 3 small patches of untouched land known as the Jonas Brothers' junk.
Congratulations to Jenna Jameson who gave birth to twin boys Monday. Mom and babies are said to be resting comfortably. As for her vagina... just another day at the office.
Despite calling off their engagement, Levi Johnston told "Good Morning America" that he'd like to get back together with Bristol Palin saying, "I don't know what she's thinking." I hear ya, girls are so tough to figure out - but my guess is if she's anything like her mother, she probably wasn't thinking.
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