On April twenty-first, American Idol will launch a new line of trading cards featuring the images of past and current contestants and judges. They’re great, when you put a bunch of the Paula Abdul cards in the spokes of your bike tires and ride, it makes the sound of an incoherent drunk woman.
... Most of the cards will be packaged with a stick of gum except for the Sanjaya cards which will come with a sucking candy.
Experts say a complete overhaul of the U.S. Health care system is likely to cost $1.5 trillion over the next decade. And that’s just the co-pay.
Space shuttle Discovery made its final delivery of solar panels to the International space station Tuesday. The delivery was a success but unfortunately the station was a little light on the tip.
Fumes from a port-o-potty on Bob Dylan’s Malibu compound are wafting thru his neighborhood causing residents to become ill. I’m no expert but it sounds to me like something besides the answer is blowin’ in the wind.
…I’m no expert but it sounds to me like his neighbors are Tangled Up in “Poo.”
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