Sunday, March 22, 2009

3/19/09

More babies were born in the United States in 2007 than any other year in the nation’s history, including the peak of the Baby Boom. It’s an amazing statistic but unfortunately it’s the steroid era so it doesn’t count.

More babies were born in the United States in 2007 than any other year in the nation’s history, including the peak of the Baby Boom. … It’s a record the Octomom intends to single-handedly break this season.

CBS announced Wednesday that it has renewed the comedy “Two and a Half Men” for three more years. By that time you can probably just start calling the show, “Three Men”.

In Nebraska, a former police officer who was fired for being overweight was reinstated on Tuesday. But it wasn’t easy - it took three guys and a forklift to do it.

Under pressure from the Obama administration and Congress, the head of AIG said some of its executives have begun returning their bonuses. However some execs are dragging their feet claiming they already called, "No Takebacks!"

Belinda Carlisle was the first celebrity booted off “Dancing with the Stars” this week. But don’t worry, with the show’s new rules there’s a possibility she can be brought back on American Idol.

Merriam-Webster has included a secondary definition of marriage in their dictionaries to recognize same-sex relationships. I always knew there was something going on between Merriam and Webster…

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