Sunday, March 22, 2009

3/20/09

At a town hall meeting in Los Angeles on Thursday, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger introduced President Obama as “beautiful.” At least that’s what I think he said.

During his town hall meeting with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Thursday, President Obama took questions from a third-grade boy. Meanwhile Schwarzenegger took a healthcare question from a Kindergartener to which he replied, “It’s not a tumor!”

On Friday, first lady Michelle Obama will plant the first vegetable garden at the White House since World War II. Although to be fair, during the Clinton administration there was a lot of talk about having an ‘Olive Garden’ at the White House.

The owner of a Rhode Island strip club will host a job fair this Saturday, hoping to place someone in thirty positions. So if you only know 29, don’t even bother showing up.

A high school principal in Texas was accused Wednesday of locking troubled students in a steel cage and forcing them to fight each other. He said he got the idea from Michael Vick.

One of the world’s most deadly spiders was found in the produce section of an Oklahoma Whole Foods Market. Wait a minute, the spider was found in a Whole Foods? It not deadly, it’s just organic.

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