Saturday, March 28, 2009

3/22/09

The former madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers now claims Alex Rodriguez was a client. A-Rod says he only used the hookers to rehab his sore groin.

The first two rounds of the NCAA tournament are completed and it looks like John McCain’s bracket is doing better than President Obama’s. While a number of wrong decisions in the early rounds has hurt Obama, so far McCain’s only bad choices have been picking Arizona State to advance to the Elite 8 and Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has revealed that the father of all 14 of her children is in his late thirties, lives in California and is not American. Let’s see… young man living in California, isn’t from here, and he’s the father of 14… I’m gonna take a guess and say he’s Mexican.

The science fiction thriller “Knowing,” starring Nicolas Cage, topped the weekend box office with $24.8 million. It’s about a time capsule that reveals the time, date, and location of every disaster in the last 50 years but surprisingly says nothing about Nic Cage’s hair.

The White House will publicly release three internal memos outlining torture techniques approved by the Bush administration against al Qaeda detainees. White House officials say they found the memos under Dick Cheney’s mattress.

Senior citizens between seventy and seventy-five represent the fastest growing age group on the Internet, with nearly forty-five percent going online. The most popular websites among the new senior surfers are Google, weather.com, and the social networking site, “DeadFriendster.com”

A two-year-old boy in Britain is the youngest person ever to receive a restraining order for verbally abusing his neighbors. He’s a chip of the old block, said the boy’s father, Simon Cowell.

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