5/13/09

Happy Birthday to Hootie and the Blowfish frontman, Darius Rucker who
turned 41 today. Which makes him just old enough to enjoy his own
music.

Former Minnesota Governor - and professional wrestler - Jesse Ventura
claims that he was water-boarded as part of his Navy Seal training.
Based on his experience he agreed that water boarding isn't an
effective form of interrogation. Instead he recommended the Camel
Clutch.

Miss California Carrie Prejean was a guest on Dr. James Dobson's radio
show this week and blamed her nude photos on Satan trying to tempt
her. Well, that settles one debate. Satan is definitely not a woman.

The FDA scolded the makers of Cheerios because it is not authorized to
say it can lower cholesterol. They also asked Tony the Tiger to be
more specific when he says Frosted Flakes are "Grrrrrrrrrrreat!"

Craigslist is dropping its controversial "erotic services" section
after urging from lawmakers. Now if you want to find someone to have
sex with on the website, you have to buy an old coffee table from them
first.

The season finale of Lost was on tonight. I don't wanna ruin anything
for anyone... but after tonight's episode, the "Oceanic Six" will now
be known as "Jack and Kate Plus Eight."

Did you hear, Lindsay Lohan's home was broken into Tuesday night?
Police say when they got there the only thing of Lindsay's missing was
her career.

Liz Cheney – Dick Cheney’s daughter – defended her father on Tuesday,
saying that torture techniques like water-boarding have saved American
lives. Although to be fair, when she said it, Dick Cheney was under
the table with her pinkie toe in a vise.

The Senate backed an amendment Tuesday that would allow people to
carry loaded guns in national parks. The amendment applies to all
American citizens except Dick Cheney.