Friday, May 22, 2009

5/21/09

In his new memoir, Larry King revealed that he has a long-lost son, a 47-year-old man named --- Larry King, Jr. Apparently King Jr. had tried to contact his father many times by calling him on the air but he never got thru... all he ever heard was... "Larry King Jr fromPeoria Illinois, you're on the air, hello, Larry King JUNIOR, hello!"

In a huge upset - Kris Allen from Arkansas was voted this year's AmericanIdol - beating out the judges’ favorite, Adam Lambert. Backstage Lambert was seen crying but he said he just had something in his eyeliner.

... Judge, Kara DioGuari was so upset about the outcome she wrote asong about it that everyone hated.

Did you see how many guest appearances there were on the Idol finalelast night? Kiss, Queen, Rod Stewart, Lionel Ritchie... it was a who's who! Actually, that's what they were all asking each other backstage,"Who's who? What's going on? Where am I?"

The Pentagon reports that 1 out of every 7 detainees released fromGuantanamo Bay has returned to terrorism. Pentagon officials arecalling it: "Brett Favre syndrome."

Happy Birthday to Mr. T who turned 57 years old today. Instead of blowing out the candles on his birthday cake he just pitied them out.

Seven New Yorkers were indicted on charges of running a 24-hour prostitution ring on Craigslist. It was the only place on the Internet where you could pay for a hooker and a used mattress all at the same time.

President Obama plans to sign new credit card legislation that would require people under 21 to prove they can repay their bill. But don't worry kids, the new law would allow the use of iPods and Twilight books as collateral.

Sad news tonight... Wayne Allwine, the actor who voiced Mickey Mousefor more than 30 years, died yesterday. His family says he'll befrozen right alongside Walt Disney.

Astronauts aboard the international space station celebrated a space first on Wednesday by drinking water that had been recycled from theirurine. Jeez, I'd hate to know how they make astronaut ice cream!

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