5/22/09 - THIRD JOKE ON FALLON

LATEST JOKE ON LATE NIGHT!
***It’s Memorial Day weekend – which marks the unofficial start of
summer. I love this time of year: bbq's, pool parites, Hillary Clinton
breaks out her bikini pant suits...***

The 93rd annual Indy 500 race is this weekend. You got Dario
Franchitti, Helio Castroneves, Marco Andretti... all racing to try to
have sex with Danica Patrick.

AAA is forecasting that 1.5% more Americans will drive this Memorial Day
weekend compared to 2008. That makes sense considering this year
there's more people living in their cars.

Thousands of active military personnel, dressed in their uniforms,
have converged on New York City to celebrate “Fleet Week”. It also
marks the one time of year when it's cool for drunk chicks to ask
servicemen, "Can I wear your hat? C'mon, let me where your hat!"

American Idol judge Kara Dioguardi surprised “Bikini Girl” by crashing her
performance and stripping down to a bikini on the finale. Bikini Girl
said she was just glad she was singing Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love"
when it happened and not that song Dioguardi wrote...

American Idol judge Kara Dioguardi surprised “Bikini Girl” by crashing her
performance and stripping down to a bikini on the finale. Randy called
the surprise, "the bomb," Simon gave it two thumbs up," and... Paula
almost moved one of her thumbs...