Happy 56th birthday to wrestling icon Hulk Hogan. Nowadays the onlygiant the Hulkster wrestles with is his prostate.
In response to a question from a student in Africa about what her husband thinks about an international financial matter, Hillary Clinton snapped and said she would not be “channeling” her husband when giving her opinions. Bill wasn't surprised, he said Hillary's never in the mood to "channel" with him.
A woman in New York became the first American to receive a Wi-Fi pacemaker – which allows doctors to monitor her heart over the Internet. Now her heart can function properly in Starbucks, McDonalds and my apartment about 30% of the time.
In an interview with the “Today” show yesterday, Kate Gosselin said that she still wears her wedding ring for the sake of her eight children. And Jon Gosselin said he wears Ed Hardy t-shirts every dayfor the sake of how awesome he looks in them.
Did you hear this: Sarah Palin says Obama’s healthcare bill would setup a "death panel" - where Federal bureaucrats would rule on whether ailing seniors are worth enough to society to deserve life-saving medical care. Oddly enough, “Death Panel” is also the name of Dick Cheney’s fantasy football team.
This is crazy, a Russian woman was arrested after she threw a ceramic coffee cup at the Mona Lisa in Paris – luckily she did not damage the painting. She said she didn’t like the way that bitch was smiling at her.
Responding to wide-spread criticism - Nancy Pelosi and house leaders have cancelled the order for extra Gulfstream "private jets" to help shuttle around members of Congress. She said they’ll stick to how members of government usually travel… by lying about hiking in the Appalachians, then flying to Argentina.
After performing together for 20 years, Brooks and Dunn - one of the most successful acts in music history - will breakup next year. Apparently Dunn wanted Seacrest money.
Did you see Miley Cyrus’s performance of her song “Party in the USA” last night on the Teen Choice Awards? She wore short shorts, a tanktop, and biker boots and said of her raunchy dance routine, "This represents where I come from..." Then she cut her bangs, shaved the sides of her head, and showed off her new mullet.
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