Wednesday, August 5, 2009

8/4/09

A new study revealed that use of antidepressant drugs in the UnitedStates has doubled. During the ten-year study the numbers went up, then down, then up, then down again…then WAY up!

Jessica Simpson has released her own line of lingerie that she says reflects the way she feels when she wakes up. The line is called,“Dumped.”

A new study in the Archives of General Psychiatry finds that children as young as 3 years old can experience depression - which finally explains all the bedwetting.

Bill Clinton met with Kim Jong-il during his visit to North Korea today to try and win the release of two female journalists serving a12-year prison sentence. During the negotiations Clinton and Jong-il found some common ground when Clinton said, “Nice pant suit, my wife has one just like it.”

This week is the 22nd Annual “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel. It coincides with Oxygen’s “Dance Your Ass Off” marathon called “WhaleWeek.”

Former New York Giants star Plaxico Burress was indicted on gun charges Monday – which pretty much guarantees that he doesn’t have a shot in the dark at avoiding jail time.

Next month The Los Angeles Dodgers will hold “Manny Ramirez Bobblehead Night.” Not only will the heads bobble but a voice will ask, “Do I look fat in this uniform?”

PayPal broke down for four hours yesterday – and was unable to process any transactions worldwide. Because of the crash, sales of old TV stands on Craigslist plummeted.

President Obama turned 48 years old today and to help him celebrate, a birthday lunch was held at the White House. In order to attend the lunch, everyone had to wear a special “Baggy” party hats.

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