Monday, August 10, 2009

8/7/09

When Sonia Sotomayor is sworn in tomorrow morning she'll become just
the third female to ever serve on the Supreme Court... or as Clarence
Thomas calls her, "fresh meat."

Vice President Joe Biden and his wife, Jill, are in South Carolina for
a weeklong vacation. But with Biden gone, it's really more of a
vacation for Obama.

A man in Kenya offered Hillary Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for her
daughter Chelsea's hand in marriage. The offer caused Hillary to
laugh... which scared away all the goats and cows.

Officials at a Houston jail found a gun that an obese inmate hid in
the folds of his skin – that went unnoticed after five body searches.
It's the sweatiest gun cops have retrieved since the one that shot
Plaxico Burress.

A teacher in Malaysia forced a student to smoke 42 cigarettes in four
hours as punishment after finding a cigarette and lighter in his
locker. On the bright side the student just got cast in Madmen.

Did you see this, 51-year-old Sharon Stone posed topless on the cover
of Paris Match magazine? By the looks of the cover the topless
pictures have something to do with a recipe for flapjacks.

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