The house approved $14 billion yesterday to cover vital federal programs like unemployment and highway projects so they don’t go broke while Congress is away in August. That's like when your parents go away for the weekend and leave your 40 bucks for emergencies... so you know Obama's just gonna blow it all on another beer summit.
Lucia Whalen – the woman whose 911 call led to the arrest of Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates - said she would call 911 again if placed in the same situation. To test her, the Cambridge Police had Maya Angelou break into Whalen's house.
Happy 38th Birthday to the hilarious Tom Green. Instead of, "Happy Birthday" he led his family and friends in a rendition of, "My Bum ison My Cake, My Bum is on My Cake."
Happy 70th Birthday to director Peter Bogdanovich. He spent the whole day explaining to everyone that he's not Rod Blagojevich.
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