At his concert in Washington, D.C. this weekend, Paul McCartney dedicated the song “Michelle” to Michelle Obama – later on in the concert, he dedicated the song… “Help!” to President Obama’s healthcare plan.
A kindergarten teacher in Alaska posted on her blog that Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, are getting a divorce. Yeah, apparently she told him it was over in a long, rambling, 'it's not you, it's the media" speech.
Henry Louis Gates said he and Sergeant James Crowley may go to a RedSox game together. Here's how that will go: Gates will yell at the opposing pitcher, "Who taught ya your curve ball, yo mamma?!" and then Crowley will be like, "What'd you say about my momma? That's it, you're under arrest!"
After a successful beer summit with the President, Henry Louis Gatesand Sergeant James Crowley plan on going to a Boston Red Sox gametogether. Crowley said he’s available to go any night except Sundays…because that’s the night he usually arrests elderly Black college professors.
Senator John McCain has 1.1 million followers on Twitter which is about 200,000 more than the Obama administration. It's not the only area where McCain has Obama beat lately, he also has a much larger prostate.
LaGuardia Airport was evacuated for almost 4 hours on Saturday morning after a homeless man entered, claiming he had a bag filled with explosives. Turns out the only thing in the bag was an alarm clock taped to some poop.
A teenager in England tracked down a gang that stole his iPhone by using the new “Find My iPhone” app. After confronting the gang he had to use another new app, "Find Me a Hospital."
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