Jon Gosselin will star in a new reality show where he will date Octomom Nadya Suleman. It'll be called, "Say Yes to the Mess."
Sarah Palin now owns a marketing business involved with “Services for the Elderly." Among the services she provides: Ruining their Presidential campaigns.
The Washington Times is reporting that President Obama allowed one of his top donors to use the White House bowling alley. Which is a change from the Bush administration - if you were one of their top donors, Dick Cheney would let you shoot a guy in the face.
John Legend performed the national anthem at Game 2 of the World Series tonight. Then during the 7th inning stretch that "sex for tickets" lady from Philly performed a striptease to, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting that a local radio station has offered that "sex for tickets" lady tickets to game 3, Saturday in Philly. If she attends, instead of everyone in the stands doing "the wave", everyone gets "the clap."
Did you hear this? The lawyer for that sex for tickets lady in Philly is blaming the whole thing on his client having, "Phillies Fever." So guys, if you sleep with her, remember to always wear a Phillies hat.
Nancy Pelosi officially unveiled the House health care reform bill today – which includes a public option and would cover 36 million uninsured Americans. To celebrate millions of uninsured Americans went out and got hit by a bus.
The new health care reform bill is 1,990 pages long. And as a special favor to opthometrists anyone who reads every page will end up needing glasses.
President Obama’s former campaign manager reveals in a new memoir that he believes Bill Clinton ruined Hillary’s chances of becoming Vice President. Apparently it was Bill's way of getting back at Hillary for ruining his chances with hundreds of interns.
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