Tonight was the 80th annual Major League All-Star game at Busch Stadium in St. Louis and President Obama threw out the first pitch to Cardinals First Baseman Albert Pujols. Yeah after Pujols caught the ball he threw out Bernie Madoff trying to steal second base.
Lauren Conrad, star of the MTV’s The Hills, has topped the children’s NewYork Times Bestsellers list with her book, “LA Candy.” Not to be outdone, Spencer Pratt is getting rave reviews for his new line of designer douche bags.
A woman in a Tampa hotel bathroom was accidentally shot in the leg while sitting on the toilet when a gun discharged in the stall next to her. Don't worry folks, she's ok, but the whole incident scared the crap out of her.
Guess what everybody, today is National French Fries Day – which iswhy if you emailed Michael Moore today you received an “out-of-office”reply.
Fortune Magazine has ranked “Zips” – a virtual zipper – as the dumbest iPhone application. As for Fortune’s pick for the most painful app:“Caught in Your Zips.”
A hippo that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar was shot and killed by police in Colombia. Apparently Columbians have a whole different set of rules when they play, “Hungry, Hungry, Hippo.”
The National Health Service of Britain is under fire for promoting anorgasm-a-day to schoolchildren. You know what they say, “an orgasm aday keeps the… parents locked out of the bathroom.”
Morgan Freeman has reportedly been romantically involved with his27-year-old step-granddaughter for the last ten years. That means when their relationship started she was only 17 years old. Uh-oh, sounds like someone could be goin’ back to Shawshank!
Ryan Seacrest is in talks to extend his job as host of “American Idol”for three more years – and to give him a significant pay raise… and we’ll find out just how much that raise is going to be… AFTER the break.
A 15-year-old girl in Staten Island fell into an open manhole as shewas texting while walking. Boy, that’s a text message no parent ever wants to receive, “FDMT” – Fell Down a Manhole Texting.
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