Wednesday, July 22, 2009

7/22/09 - Latest joke of the show

***Beginning tomorrow, San Diego will host ComicCon, the world's largest
Comic Book convention. Or as hospitals in San Diego are calling it, "Asthma
Fest '09!"***

Gidget, the dog actor who portrayed the Taco Bell Chihuahua, died
yesterday at the age of 15. She'll be burried in a soft taco shell.

Taco Bell will pay tribute to her with a "funeral Bell Grande."

Gidget's owners plan to cremate her and spread her ashes over a plate
of nachos.

Michelle Obama unveiled a new haircut last night at the White House’s
“Country Music Night." Not to be outdone, President Obama debuted his
new pair of leather Mom-jeans.

"I wanna send happy birthday wishes to a certain gameshow host who
turns 69 years old today." Higgins: "Ooh ooh, who is Alex Trebek?"

Last night a tribute to country music was held at the White House
featuring performances by Allison Kraus and Brad Paisley. But all
anyone wants to talk about are the "frumpy" chaps Obama was wearing.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton hinted that Washington would accept
a nuclear armed Iran when she raised the idea of creating a US
"defence umbrella" to protect Gulf allies. Critics say the region
would need much more than just an umbrella ... more like an entire
"Defense Pants Suit"

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