7/20/09

In celebrity real estate news, Jon Gosselin has moved into an
apartment on New York City's Upper West Side. It's only a two-bedroom
apartment, but don't worry - there's more than enough room for all
8... hundred of his Ed Hardy T Shirts.

You hear about this, completion of the International Space Station has
been put in jeopardy because one of the station’s toilets is clogged.
Apparently someone on board took, "one giant crap for Mankind."

Sad news in Denver, an American Idol hopeful left his dog in a hot car
while he was auditioning for the show - and the poor dog passed away.
What a sad story... Witnesses say they did hear what sounded like a
crying dog but just thought it was coming from inside the audition
room.

Sad news in Denver, an American Idol hopeful left his dog in a hot car
while he was auditioning for the show - and the poor dog passed away.
Unfortunately, nobody thought anything was wrong when Randy Jackson
kept saying, "yo, that dog sounds hot!"

Happy Birthday to guitar legend Carlos Santana. A bunch of his
musician friends took him to dinner and when Santana tried to pay the
bill, Rob Thomas told him, he can "FORGET ABOUT IT." (Singing)

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is in India where she said the U.S.
plans to build two new nuclear power plants there. It's a boon for the
Indian economy because it will be designed, built, and run entirely by
Indian workers... but the IT department - all Americans.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is in India where she announced the
U.S. plans to build two new nuclear power plants there. President
Obama tried calling to congratulate her on the announcement but was
put on hold for two hours.