Week of 7/6/09

Michael Moore has announced the name of his latest documentary, it's called "Capitalism, A Love Story" - Which is not to be confused with his memoir, "Twinkies, A Love Story."

During his eulogy at the Michael Jackson Memorial yesterday Magic Johnson said the singer made him a better point guard. It’s not clear exactly how Jackson affected Johnson’s play on the court but I think it had something to do with his ball-handling skills.

Investigators into the death of Michael Jackson are still in possession of the singer’s brain - Which is disappointing news for all the zombies from the "Thriller" video.

On Good Morning America Michael Jackson’s long-time dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein said that he is not the father of Jackson’s children. It’s unclear how credible Klein’s statement is however, since he’s the guy who for the past 25 years has been telling Jackson, “No, no, your skin looks good”…

Google announced today that its email application Gmail is finally out of the “Beta” stage. Users celebrated by Googling what the hell that means.

Joyce Dewitt who played Janet on the 70’s sitcom “Three’s Company” was busted for DUI this week. I’m just glad police stopped her before she could “come and CRASH through my door…” (Singing)

… But in her defense, the Regal Beagle does have an excellent Happy Hour.