In science news, researchers in Britain claim to have created human sperm from embryonic stem cells for the first time ever. They were so excited by thier accomplishment, they all went home and created more sperm.
I'm sure you guys have all heard by now, looks like Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has broken up with Jessica Simpson after reportedly finding text messages in Simpson's cell phone from John Mayer. Now, Mayer is denying the whole thing but his face is telling a completely different story. (John Mayer guitar solo faces)
Tomorrow Nintendo is turning Times Square into a tropical recreation of the Wii Sports Resort's "Wuhu Island". It's gonna be awesome, there's gonna be a beach, a swimming pool, and a Tropical Lounge whereyou can get Wii Drunk.
... I'm hoping to make it over there... unless I get stuck in Wii Traffic.
... Something like this never would have been possible 20 years ago but thankfully Giuliani got rid of all the Wii Prostitutes.
Did you hear this, the state of New York plans to invest $1 million in new typewriters for use by the NYPD? It's not just typewriters either, the money will also cover replacing walkie-talkies with Dixie Cups and string.
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sperm....
ReplyDeletealways funny.