***Michael Vick was re-instated by the NFL yesterday. No team has offered
him a contract yet but I’m sure someone will throw him a bone.***
Michael Vick was conditionally re-instated by the NFL yesterday. The
condition: He can’t go anywhere near Cleveland’s Dog Pound.
Penn State was rated the number 1 party school of 2009 by Princeton Review.
University of Florida was #2. And in a surprise, #3 was Pat O’Brien’s house.
The New York Times today pointed out the numerous scenes of
16-year-old Harry and his friends drinking in "Harry Potter and the
Half-Blood Prince." But in their defense, President Obama did invite
them over for a beer.
The Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday voted to approve Sonia
Sotomayor as the first Hispanic Supreme Court justice. It’s a good
thing too because if they voted against her she would have “cut them.”
The Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday voted to approve Sonia
Sotomayor as the first Hispanic Supreme Court justice. Justice Ruth
Bader Ginsburg said it’s a big step toward Sotomayor being confirmed
next week and then it’s, "welcome to the club girlfriend!"
Michael Vick was "conditionally reinstated" by the NFL yesterday after
18 months in prison for engaging in illegal dogfighting. It means he's
free to sign with any NFL team but he's not allowed anywhere near the
Cleveland Dog Pound.
Billionaire Virgin chairman, Richard Branson says he hopes to have a
spaceship ready in time to take his 92-year-old father and 89-year-old
mother into space with him. It's all part of his mission to test how
gravity affects walking in on your parents having sex.
Yesterday Shaq tweeted that he was denied entry to the White House
after walking up to the front gate and asking if he could meet with
President Obama. Later he tried passing a note to a security guard to
give to the President by shooting it over the fence - but the note
clanked off the side of the security station.
Taser International unveiled a $1800 device that can shock three
people at the same time, without reloading - which is perfect for the
next time the Jonas Brothers get out of line.
The Dutch brewery Grolsch created its very own iPhone app to help
users figure out how drunk they are. It's way more effective than the
old way the Dutch used to check if a person was drunk: Making them
clog in a straight line.
New research has found that obese people spend on average $1400 more a
year on medical expenses. And that amount doubles if you count being
bulldozed out of you apartment as a medical expense.
Happy 19th Birthday to rapper Souja Boy. Now that he's 19 he keeps
getting calls from Army recruiters asking if he'd like to become a
real "Soulja".
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