7/21/09

Happy Birthday to comedy legend Robin Williams. He was so excited to
turn 58 years old, all 7000 hairs on his arms stood up.

President Obama called on bloggers Monday to keep pressure on Congress
about passing the healthcare reform bill. Perez Hilton immediately
agreed to help since a new healthcare bill would cover him the next
time he gets punched by Will.I.Am's manager.

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean will publish a memoir called
“Still Standing" - which is not to be confused with Sarah Palin's
memoir, "No Longer Feel Like Standing."

Twitter has made $48 million over the last month as a result of all
the publicity it's received in the media. But that's nothing compared
to how much money Myspace makes every time one of its users appears on
"To Catch a Predator".

A bra once worn by Marilyn Monroe sold at auction in London for $5,200
- or 3,145 pounds - which coincidentally is how much one of Aretha
Franklin's bras can hold.

A man in Canada was arrested for driving a speeding car while watching
a porno movie on DVD. When the cop pulled him over he asked the man,
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going" and then said, "you know
what, don't answer that."

A man in Canada was arrested for driving a speeding car while watching
a porno movie on DVD. When the cop approached the car and knocked on
the window, the man said, "gimme a minute sir... gimme a minute!!!"

President Obama admitted in an interview on the TODAY show that the
jeans he wore at the All Star Game made him look - “a little frumpy."
But it's not his fault, before the game he asked Joe Biden, "Do these
jeans make me look frumpy?" and Biden said he looked great.

Top democrats in Congress warned President Obama today that he’s starting to
sound too much like George W. Bush. To which Obama responded, "I have
more important things to worry about like "Nu-cu-lar" war."