Wednesday, April 1, 2009

4/1/09

Facebook's chief financial officer, Gideon Yu, is leaving the social-networking site. Insiders say Facebook plans to replace him with a much more confusing and harder-to-figure-out CFO.

Playboy model Holly Madison and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak were the latest celebrities voted off “Dancing With the Stars.” But don't worry America you can see them back on TV on the upcoming season of Beauty and the Geek.

A representative for David Hassselhoff denied that he's had plastic surgery but admitted he has had Botox “here and there.” It's hard to tell by looking at him though considering most of his "here and there" is covered with chest hair.

The FX channel has struck a deal for the TV rights of all DreamWorks Animation films until 2012. To promote the new partnership FX will premiere a new series called, "It's Always Sunny in Madagascar."

On Tuesday, dozens of jobless people gathered on Manhattan’s Lower East Side for an event called the Unemployment Olympics. As part of the opening ceremony instead of passing a torch everyone in attendance passed around a hacky sack.

Current Dancing with the Stars competitor Melissa Rycroft, whose engagement to The Bachelor was called off on the show's finale is weighing a $500,000 offer to pose for Playboy. Think about it Melissa, that's a lot of money you could be spending on the wedding you're not going to have.

Republicans have replaced Sarah Palin as the keynote speaker at an upcoming party fundraiser. Instead former House Speaker Newt Gingrich will take her place but won't look nearly as hot.

An IRS agent in California has pleaded guilty to cheating on his own taxes. When asked to comment everyone in California said, "Dude, that's so meta..."

Passenger traffic aboard all airline flights in the United States will drop nearly 9 percent this year due to the recession. But remarkably the percentage of crying babies will stay the same.

A federal judge in Pennsylvania said that three teen girls who posed semi-nude for cell phone pictures could not be forced to attend behavior classes. Instead the judge recommended pole dancing classes.

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