Sunday, April 5, 2009

4/2/09

Rumors are surfacing that John Mayer’s newest song “Heartbreak Warfare” may be about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. And judging by Mayer's facial expressions when he sings the song, the couple's breakup was extremely painful for him.

CBS will cancel its soap opera “Guiding Light” after a 72-year run on both radio and television. Or will it????

A museum in New York will feature over two hundred brooches belonging to former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. The brooches are just part of a larger Secretary of State-themed collection that, in the future will include hundreds of Hillary Clinton's old Pant Suits.

ER aired its final episode tonight after fifteen years on the air. It was a bitter sweet goodbye for the cast including John Stamos who celebrated by giving all the female extras one last fake physical.

ER aired its final episode tonight after fifteen years on the air. Cast members celebrated the finale by taking turns shocking each other one last time with the defibulator paddles.

The Kennedy Center will honor Bill Cosby with the Twelfth Annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The celebration will include a musical tribute by Fat Albert and the Junkyard Band.

In an asset grab aimed at reimbursing Bernie Madoff's victims, federal authorities seized two boats and his Palm Beach Mansion. Meanwhile in prison, Madoff's cellmate conducted his own asset grab.

During his visit to Buckingham Palace on Wednesday, President Obama gave Queen Elizabeth an iPod containing forty Broadway show tunes. The collection of Broadway hits also contained a number of bonus tracks but Obama asked the Queen to give those back.

Seven students have been punished for violating the code of conduct at Oprah Winfrey’s school for girls in South Africa. Apparently when a teacher surprised the class with a pop quiz on Oprah's favorite things, the girls didn't scream loud enough.

A new study shows that mothers who give birth to multiples run a higher risk of postpartum depression. The study also shows that mothers who give birth to multiple multiples run a higher risk of trying to look like Angelina Jolie.

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