Music producer Phil Spector could face fifteen years to life in prison after being convicted of second-degree murder Monday. Before being led out of the courtroom Spector shared one last emotional goodbye with his blow dryer.
A Minnesota court upheld Monday that Democrat Al Franken won his 2008 Senate race against Republican Norm Coleman by 312 votes. Which finally confirms that doggonnit people like him.
The White House made history on Monday when Spanish was spoken for the first time at a press briefing. Although to be clear they were ordering lunch.
On Monday, a guest on Glenn Beck’s Fox News show passed out as he was discussing why American companies are going bankrupt. Glenn Beck blamed the collapse on free spending Democrats.
Marriot hotels will no longer offer automatic newspaper delivery to guests' rooms. Now the only news you can get delivered to your room is that housekeeping is all out of clean towels.
Nadya Suleman was finally able to bring home the last of her octuplets yesterday. Doctors said they had to wait to release the child until he tripled his birthweight... or at least weighed as much as his mother's lips.
On this day in 1828, Noah Webster copyrighted the first edition of his dictionary. It's a pretty amazing accomplishment. There's really only one word that can defines someone like Webster: Nerd.
On this day in 1828, Noah Webster copyrighted the first edition of his dictionary. He celebrated at a party where he learned the definition of the word "no" from all the female attendees.
On this day in 1828, Noah Webster copyrighted the first edition of his dictionary. Which was the only thing that night that happened to his dic...tionary!
Tomorrow, April 15th, is tax day. Which is news to Obama's Cabinet which calls it Spring Break.
Tomorrow, April 15th, is tax day. Or as Obama's Cabinet calls it, Wednesday.
Tomorrow, April 15th, is tax day. It's also the second to last day of Passover... which for most of Obama's Cabinet means tomorrow means absolutely nothing.
Our governor here in New York, David Patterson announced that he's going to
unveil legislation legalizing same-sex marriage. When asked why he supports the controversial legislation he said, "when it comes to gay marriage, I don't see what all the fuss is about... seriously I don't see it..."
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"The tomorrow is ... Wednesday" is good. I think Spring Break works too if you had it "Or as Obama's Cabinet calls it, Spring Break." But maybe that's just me.
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