President Obama had to be convinced by French President Nicolas Sarkozy to accept a kiss from a female French student while overseas this weekend. In Obama’s defense, when the student leaned in for the kiss, Secret Service swarmed him and started yelling, “Code Bill, Code Bill!”
“Fast And Furious” had the biggest opening weekend of any movie so far this year taking home $72.5 million at the box office. Upon hearing the news President Obama immediately named Vin Diesel CEO of Ford.
Early this morning, a magnitude 6.3 earthquake hit Italy. Which was news to Italians who didn’t feel a thing since they were all having sex when it hit.
Madonna left Malawi on her private jet Sunday after being denied in her attempt to adopt a second child. In a related story the Slumdog Kids are waiting by the only phone in Mumbai.
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