A hospital in Boston has performed the nation’s second face transplant in a seventeen-hour operation. The Boston doctors said such a difficult surgery was necessary because the patient's face was, "wicked hideous."
After appearing on CNN Sunday, U.S. General Ray Odierno’s Facebook supporters increased from seventy to nine hundred. Which is the same rate Larry King has aged since his show's been on CNN.
A man in Michigan has been arrested for owing more than half a million dollars in child support for fourteen different children. Let's see: Male, irresponsible, father of fourteen... sounds like a perfect match for the Octomom.
... when the Octomom heard about the irresponsible father of fourteen she said, "hook me up!"
Michelle Obama is the nation’s first first lady to hire a full-time makeup artist. To create room in her budget to pay for the service, the first lady cut out all expenses related to sleeves.
A Somali pirate responsible for holding a U.S. naval crew hostage is now facing life in prison. Which should be a smooth transition for the pirate considering all the booty he'll find behind bars.
A New Jersey man is alleging that his estranged wife committed adultery with Bruce Springsteen. He said he didn't mind her cheating but only filed for divorce when she refused to get him the Boss's autograph.
Fox News’ Glenn Beck announced a comedy tour with six performances beginning in June. Early reviews of his material have drawn comparisons to Jeff Foxworthy since all of Beck's jokes begin with "you might be a Fascist if..."
Yesterday was Easter and to celebrate parishioners at a church in Sweden unveiled a six-foot-tall statue of Jesus made entirely of Legos. This marks the return of the Lego Jesus after a bunch of Jews accidentally knocked over the first one.
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