4/16/09

John Madden announced his retirement today at the age of 73. When asked how he's going to spend his retirement Madden said, "playing Madden."

The White House released the tax filings for both the President and the First Lady on Wednesday, showing a combined income of nearly two point seven million dollars. Among the Obama's write offs were charitable contributions made by President Obama and for Mrs. Obama, sleeves.

Octomom Nadya Suleman is trying to trademark her nickname to sell a line of disposable diapers and children’s clothing... and if that goes well, maybe some of her babies.

Hulk Hogan is venting his anger about his wife’s lifestyle since their separation, saying he “could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ.” Instead the Hulkster said he chose a much more civilized approach... then he tore off his t shirt and challenged his wife's boyfriend to a steel cage match!

Hulk Hogan is venting his anger about his wife’s lifestyle since their separation, saying he “could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ.” He went on to say if he did handle things like OJ he would've picked a better tag team partner than Kato Kaelin.

To pay off her presidential campaign debt, Hillary Clinton is auctioning off several prizes online, including a day with Bill Clinton. When asked what it's like spending a day with her husband she said she didn't have a clue.

A twenty four-year-old Russian pop singer is claiming to be the girlfriend blamed for ending Mel Gibson’s marriage. Gibson said blaming the singer for anything is ridiculous because she's not even Jewish.

A new dating show called "The Cougar" premiered on TV Land last night. The premise of the show is simple: A woman in her 40's chooses a mate out of a pool of 20 younger men. Once she makes her choice, the other 19 contestants are mauled by a cougar.

American Idol judges used their only "save" last night to keep eliminated contestant Matt Giraud safe on the show. Many fans are saying the judges should've waited to save a contestant until after "Somali Pirate" theme night.

A nine-year-old boy in Tennessee confessed to starting a fire at a Dollar General Store because he was mad at his mother. The Dollar Store declined to press charges but demanded that the boy repay the entire seven dollars worth of damage he caused.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy called President Obama's leadership style "unoriginal, unsubstantial and overrated." But on a positive note, he did applaud this President for at least knowing what those words mean.

President Obama is in Mexico today for a quick visit to address drug violence and immigration reform. While he's south of the border he'll also meet up with former President Clinton who's there on Spring Break.