4/15/09

A new study has found that students who use Facebook spend less time studying and have lower grade point averages than students who don’t use Facebook. The study also found that the students who spent more time studying spent less time getting "superpoked."

Boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya announced his retirement on Tuesday at the age of thirty-six. He also announced his comeback fight at the age of 39.

California’s Department of Transportation has allotted seventy-five million dollars to repave a three mile stretch of pavement on an interstate. It's the most expensive facelift in LA since last week.

California’s Department of Transportation has allotted seventy-five million dollars to repave a three mile stretch of pavement on an interstate. As part of the expenditure, the road will also receive breast implants and a tummy tuck.

California’s Department of Transportation has allotted seventy-five million dollars to repave a three mile stretch of pavement on an interstate. Once the facelift is complete lawmakers expect the road to look like Joan Rivers.

After seventeen years, three Chinese brothers have completed the world’s first life-size replica of Noah’s ark. The brothers will now attempt the near impossible task of finding two of every species to fill the Ark... the most difficult of which being a woman.

Vermont is considering a bill that would make it legal for teenagers eighteen and under to send explicit photos and videos of themselves – an act known as “sexting.” The bill would also free the way for Verizon to add "unlimited sexting" to all its calling plans.

Kentucky Fried Chicken will begin offering grilled chicken as an option on its menu this week. Instead of a bucket the new grilled chicken will be served over the Colonel's dead body.

A Dutch journalist holds no hard feelings after being carjacked during a reporting trip to Detroit last week. He said he'd rather commute through downtown Detroit in his wooden shoes than the Ford he was driving in anyway.

A man in Georgia called the police when a prostitute he picked up stole his pants and wallet while he was in a motel bathroom. Authorities wouldn't release the man's name but his identity is pretty easy to figure out because when police arrived he was wrapped in a Sham Wow.